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Ghopu and Ragging (A Hinglish Story)

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When Ghopu was in 12th Standard, It was his big dream to be as Engineer. Finally after some failure, he got admission call letter from A reputed University in 2001 for Chemical Engineering Branch. He was very happy to see this letter and began to day dreaming. He was smiling to think what will happen to him in college at first day. He was happy as well as very nervous because he has already heard more about ragging. When he was attending his counseling some senior student come to him and said " Beta jab first day aayoge to kahi ball and moochhe nahi dikhani chahaiye" . He was so worried to hear this because he belongs to a typical UP village and this is hard to be without his moochhe.Finally he came back to his home and cut his hair into small and clean shave his "moochhe". He was feeling very embarrassing that day in his villages because every person were laughing on him and Ghopu was trying unsuccessfully to cover his face but he had to do it for shake of the college. He was preparing his bag for his college.Next day he was in his college with his uncle. Seniors welcomed him warmly. They were staring on him but they were unable to say anything due to his uncle.They were smiling doubly.Ye toofan ke aane se pahale ki khamoshi thi. Uncle ji Use hostel allot karane ke bad chale aaye the. Us hostel me us din akela Ghopu hi join kiya tha. Rat ko Usake kamare me ek ladaka aaya aur kaha “ Chal be apani pant utar “. Ghopu to dar gaya. Use laga ki usane kuchh aur kaha hai. Ghopu us samay bahaut dar gaya tha . Phir usane kaha “ Abe sale sunayi nahi diya kya chal utar apani pant”. Usake liye ye sab naya tha .Ek to usane sala kaha aur pant utarane ke liye bhi. Both things are new for him .Phir pant utarane ke bad usane kaha ki bĂȘte Baniyan papa utaranege . Chal o bhi utar.Usake underwear utarane ke bad senior ne Ghopu ki taraf dekha aur kaha " Sale safayi kar le nahi to jala doonga." Ghopu samjha nahi paya ki usane kya kaha. Phir kaha " Kyo be samajh me nahi aaya". Tabhi ghopu ko samjh me aa gaya tha. Ye sochkar Ghopu bahaut dar gaya aur kapne laga. Usake jane ke bad usake room partner ne usaka maza lene ke liye bola " Bhai safayi kar lo nahi to sahi me jala denge". Bahut hi harami senior hai. Tabhi Ghopu ke teesare room partner ne entry ki . Aur usane hi enter hi karate kaha " Abe , Ghopu ye kyo aaya tha."Ghopu ne kuchh nahi kaha . Tabhi doosare room partner hasane laga aur Ghopu samjh nahi paya. Ab dono hasane lage the .Ghopu aur pareshan ho gaya ki aisha huya kya hai ki dono hash rahe hai. Tabhi pata chala ki Ghopu ka chutia kat chuka tha aur Ghopu ki achhi tarah se mari ja chuki thi. O banda koi senior nahi tha o bhi Ghopu ka batchmate and classsmate tha. O to bas maje lene ke liya tha. It was Ghopu's first ragging experience.Ek do din me seniors ka itana aatanak ho gaya tha ki jaise hi pata chalata hai tha ki koi seniors aa raha hai sabhi chhup jate the.Hostel se thodi door ek hostel tha. Waha ke seniors ragging ke liye badnam the. Jab bhi kabhi us hostel ka nam leta tha sabhi kap jate the.Agale din Ghopu college ja raha tha . Tabhi hostel me kuchh seniors aaye aur unhone 5 pages ka material diya aur kaha "Sham tak sabko yaad hona chahaiye, agar kisi ko yaad nahi huya to o doosare hostel me jane ke liye taiyar rahe.". Us hostel ka nam sunake hi sabhi dar gaye the. Sabhi ne photostate karwayi aur use yaad karane lage. Ghopu ke man me us material ko dekhane ki badi tammna thi ki aakhir aisha hai kya isame.Material was open now. It was technical introduction. Jitani gandi se gandi gali ho sakati hai sab us material me thi. Usame ye bhi bataya gaya tha ki jo senior hai o tumhare baap hai....mam tumahari maa hai. So gali ko apane dil pe mat lo. Us rat near about 10 seniors aaye aur sabko roof pe bulaye.One of them seniors said" AAj gali ka competition hoga. Jo usame jitega usako inam diya jayega."........

3 comments:

  1. sir
    wen u will cmplete dis story.........

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  2. Hey...definitely i will complete this.......just give me few times

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  3. very interesting story sir.......

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